Troyan

Overheard at work:

- Hmm, I have a troyan?
- That's troJan.  For trojan horse.
- What the hell is a trojan horse?
- You know what a trojan horse is, don't you?
- It's something from the gothic days, isn't it?
- You don't even know what a trojan horse is?
- Isn't it something that they worshipped?
- No!
- Oh, didn't they use trojan papers to smoke marijuana?

Now I want to never put my headphones back on.